I know, I know - weird but true. That whole skinny, shiny, robotic thing for legs - introduced way back at Balenciaga - isn't going away any time soon. And this despite the fact that it looks good on precisely 3 per cent of the population, leaving the rest of us looking like kitchen utensils. Dorothy Perkins is even going big on silver was jeans (£5 on www.dorothyperkins.com) - and sequin leggings look set to be a hit for Christmas parties. If your legs are any thicker than drainpipes, forget it. Sparkle elsewhere - vests, scarves, or (best of all) diamonds.